Melanie Fiona - 4am

What is this crap?

"It's 4 AM and my lover won't answer
He's probably somewhere with a dancer
Sippin' champagne while I'm in his bed"

You know what that means?  He's not yours.  Or yours alone anyway.  Why are you still in his bed?  Go to a friend's house!

Look, I understand songs bemoaning a cheating lover, but this is freakin' dumb.

"Standing here and I'm getting heated
Pour me up a drink I swear I need it
I think I'ma about
About to hurt somebody
Swear this man is begging me to leave him
Getting sick of being so mistreated
Another night without
Without his arms around me"

If he's BEGGING you to leave him, then LEAVE!  Gah!  Why do you want his arms around you if he's hanging with dancers at 4am?  Stupid, stupid, stupid.


Why lament the death of a relationship with a cheater?  Why get pissed over a worthless dude?  I don't understand this.  Ladies, does this song reflect reality for you?

Flo Rida - Good Feeling

Did you all know that Flo Rida is a big Lady Gaga fan?
Seriously... listen to this:

This beat sounds like a rejected "Just Dance" remix.  Here's a Youtube video of someone who mashed the songs together:

An Etta James sample... hmm... around the same time as "Otis", with it's Otis Redding Sample...

Fade away Flo Rida.  Please.  Right round unleashed Ke$ha on the world.  You're partially to blame for that torrent of evil.  You're Nelly for this decade.  Some ok party singles, but a quick fade.  Until you do a song with Tim McGraw.