With that, I present the video to Yuck: (WARNING, NSFW, NUDITY)
"Cut the top off call it Amber Rose
Just bought a big body time to paint the toes
Known to act donkey on a camel toe
Then take the camel toe and turn it into casserole"
Ah, an Amber Rose reference. Way to start off your song man. Famous for dating Kanye West before downgrading and ending up with Wiz Khalifa, referencing her haircut is gonna look really dumb in a few years when she grows her hair back out because she's tired of looking like a big headed mannequin. It's spun as a car reference, and then he quickly transitions into sex. I've gotta say though, that turning the camel toe into casserole is one of the grossest references to cunnilingus I've ever heard. Casseroles are usually meaty and cheesy, and those aren't descriptors most women like to have prescribed to their nether regions.
"2 Chainz talking on the FLX phone
Poof, just like that the whole check gone"
Ah, paid product placement (how gangsta of you Mr. Chainz!) followed up with a description of his poor money management skills.
"Former Posturepedic, I was slept on
So many chains on it look like my neck gone"
If you read my review of Birthday Song, you've read that I actually kind of like listening to 2 Chainz because there is usually at least one kind of clever line in his raps. "Former Posturepedic, I was slept on" is filling that criteria today.
For someone named 2 Chainz, why is talking about having more chains? I guess these are some of the reasons his check is gone so quickly. Conspicuous consumption.
"My girl came through and brought an extra body
Now that's an after party for the after party"
He had to throw in a threesome line. Of course.
"Two Gun Gang, all black Ferrari
His and her Armani, put it in her tummy"
Ok, breaking this down, Rap Genius tells me that Two Gun Gang is a group he was in. Then he references a car, luxury clothes, and the size of his dick. These are just words people. They have no connection, and we're only listening because what 2 Chainz lacks in rhyme construction ability, he makes up for in confidence.
"And yeah, the bread good if the head good"
Is he paying a hooker, or does he just treat his girl like one. "Hey baby, that was a great bj. Here's a band. Go buy yourself something nice."
"Before Benihana's it was canned goods
Before canned goods, it was Similac"
A tired, recycled from other's way of saying that he came from nothing. You're starting to bore me.
"I'm from where they send shots then we send em back"
As an Atlantian, if he's really from College Park, then there may be some truth to 2 Chainz establishing some cred here.
"A half a million dollars worth of crack money
Wrap you parents up, now you got a black mummy"
Yet another rapper who claims to have made his initial fortunes in the drug trade. He also threatens to kill your mother, and rap her up in black plastic bags.
"Yeah I did it, true to my religion
Two guns on me, both with extensions"
2 Chainz loves True Religion clothing, so he hits the mandatory mention. He then lazily throws in a line about guns.
"If you on the pole, play your position
I got enough dough to pay your tuition"
A shout out to strippers. No surprise here, he is an Atlanta based rapper.
"Corduroy Trues, with the skull cap"
Ok, another True Religion reference, mixed with the contrast of corduroy pants and a skull cap. I... when is the last time any adult freakin' wore corduroy?! I have pictures of me as a child wearing corduroy pants, but one reaches a certain age and stops. Because corduroy isn't comfortable. It makes a grating sounds when you walk. Past the age of 6, you can only wear corduroy as jacket, and only then if you're a professor!
"I just woke up, tell me where the drugs at
And after the drugs, where the girls at
And after the girls, where the love at
And if it ain't no love, I'm like f*** that
N**** I'm do dope you could catch a f***ing contact"
So here we see how 2 Chainz starts his days. No balanced breakfast for him. It's wake and bake, at the very least, since drugs could refer to pretty much anything. Then it's sex, and then he looks for love. You know, a lot of people don't find that love follows drug fueled sex. It's usually good to take her on some dates, get to know one another, you know, that traditional stuff. Otherwise, it's just a relationship based on your drugs clouding you view of her, and your money money clouding her view of you.
Then since he needed to complete the verse, he throws in the tired reference to being able to catch a contact buzz by being around him because he reeks of marijuana.
Now, you may be wondering why the song is called "Yuck." The only reference to the word comes in Lil' Wayne's trash chorus, in which he has the line "She said she on her period, I said 'yuck.'" I'm not even going to break down his chorus. This is typical Lil' Wayne. Bad b****, check. Codeine, check. Weed, check. Guns, check. We all know what to expect from him at this point. He reached a zenith on Dedication 2, and it's been downhill ever since.
Verse 2 from 2 Chainz is the same old thing.
I've got a gun
I'm sipping codeine
Reference to attractive women
Whack line (off the meat rack? Really?)
Weed, weed, and more weed
Expensive Jewelry
Nice car
Screwing a woman who has a lame baby daddy
And if said baby daddy acts up, I will kill him
Buying a nice watch, and a nice car
Then I'll go to church!
We get money from drugs
Then your girl, who is a hoe, well, my friends and I will pass her back and forth.
Mention of 26 inch rims (didn't mentioning rim size end with the Big Tymers? If not, it should have)
Another mention of stealing your girl
We get Lil' Wayne's foolishness again, and the track ends.
To be honest, I like the orchestral sound of the beat. It's a good way to start the album. It's just that 2 Chainz is contrived, corporate trap music. You could generate a song using an Urban Dictionary plugin. I imagine that is somewhere out there online.
