Gucci Mane - Mouth Full of Golds (ft. Birdman)

Dear readers, do you remember Mr. Paul Wall?  If not, allow me to refresh your memory.

Famous for pushing precious metal and gemstone encrusted "grills" and mediocre Texas rap, Wall exploded and then quickly faded away in to chopped and screwed obscurity, lost somewhere in a haze of sizzurp.

Grills were a ridiculous fad, and one I thought had died.  Until I heard this new masterpiece from my fellow Atlantan Gucci Mane.

"Please pardon me but I'm passin gas"

BEST OPENING LINE EVER!

I think this beats "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"

The rest of his verse is an occassionally incomprehensible mess of lame rhymes.  Let's check out some more gems!
- "Don't test me, no tester
I rape you, like Chester"

Wow, he brought up Chester the molester.  Isn't that an elementary school playground rhyme?

- "I'ma tell you twice, cause it's Gucci two times
F*ck your clique and f*ck your wife"

Why the hostility towards wives?

Then the terrible chorus!

"Rich *ss n*gga with a mouth full of gold"
Repeated over and over and over!
Why, on God's green Earth, would you refer to yourself this way?  You're purportedly a millionare, and instead of buying some taste and class, you repeatedly blast the airwaves with this lowbrow trash.  Sadly, it's what we've come to expect from a man with a giant face tattoo.

YES!  Giant ice cream cone with "Brrr" and some lightening bolts.  (As a side note, who doesn't love the Electronic Arts EA tattoo?)  This man is a clown. A straight clown, with tens of thousands of fans and a voice that sounds like he's congested.  America, I BEG you, please begin to ignore this man, he and his Brick Squad ilk.

I'm not even gonna get into Birdman's verse, or Gucci's finale.  It's pure and utter garbage.  There is nothing in the lyrics that shows these rappers took more than two seconds to write their verses.  So far, it doesn't seem to be charting, but it's starting to get major airplay here in Atlanta.