Prepare yourself... for laughter! (video NSFW! You've been warned.)
Video commentary: I haven't seen a video this low rent since Chalie Boy - I Look Good. They have ONE unopened liquor bottle, a bunch of average looking women in tight dresses, and a car that they dance near.
Enjoy the lyrics folks, they are nowhere else online. You'll only find them here, painfully transcribed.
Let's start at the chorus:
"I just call her boo
I don't know her whole name
keep it on the low mane
all we eat is lo mein
Came from the block
now i got a whole thang
and you better put a lowjack on your hoe mane"
So you're having sex with a girl whose name you do not know? Brilliant! I think the low mane/lo mein wins an award for laziest rhyme of the year.
I hate the title "boo." Adults who use this to refer to another person need to grow up. It's so infantile, and indicative of a child like mindset.
"I just call her boo
I think her name is Shana
What I really know about a girl that drive da Honda
I just call her boo
Think her name is Esha
Might be Tasha
Might even be Keesha
All I really know her baby daddy want a feature
And when she ran up on me she d*mn near had a seizure
See I just call her boo
Think her name is Anna
Met her in Miami
Said she from Atlanta
I just call her boo
And she fi'in to scoop
And she like to drink and like to smoke my reefer too
See I just call her boo
Think her name was Tanya
I know she from Decatur
She got a stupid onion"
The intelligence level drops further and further. Gah, what is this stupidity. They lyrics are bad, and the delivery is worse.
Young Gotti chimes in next:
"Shawty stupid dumb thick I just call her red
Now that I think about it maybe I should call her head
She got that super fie
I can't even lie
She like a water park
She ain't never dry
And I just call her babe
And she just call me Gotti
Ain't no relationship
We just f*ckin' sharp
She got her own bread
Shawty scoop me in a drop
Her momma on some day curls
Her brother got them blocks
And she a college girl
Sophmore
I hit her in the dorm
On the hard floor
She got her sh*t together
So I respect her more
So if she ask me for some money she is not a whore"
You should call her head? What respect your show your partners! You gotta love the fact that she's not a whore because she's in college and asking for money. Awful, awful, awful.
Let's see where Tity Boi ends so we can all get out of here.
"I hate lame n*ggas so this a hate crime
Rich n*gga should of (unintelligible) on the bank sign
Got a glock 40 on my waist line
Just bought a new crib by the lakeside
What is life? Life is love and I love my girl.
So if life a b*tch then I'm tryin' a f*ck the world
Yeah I'm f*ckin' girl, you ain't gotta go back
Call and tell 'em that your p*ssy got kidnapped
And she layin' with her forehead on my sixpack
Yeah we got somethin' in common we like big stacks
Yeah I know her name, but I like to call her boo
You shoulda put a trip on her so she wouldn't move"
I have no words. This is amateur hour, low grade crap. In it's debut week on Billboard, this song is sitting at number 91. People are listening to this crap. Now that you know the lyrics, now that you know how awful it is, please turn it off when it comes on. The less they play it, the easier it is to avoid on the radio.
The song takes on a different meaning because your wording is WRONG throughout. Listen again, write what your HEAR, and repost. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteCan you let me know where I've got the wording wrong? I listened again but didn't note any egregious errors.
ReplyDeleteu messed up where u said " and she fi'in scoop", he says "and she finished school", u sadi in yo ogtti's lines " we just fuckin sharp" wrong, he actually says "we just fuck AND SHOP", and u said "her momma on some day curls" when he actually says " her momma own a day care", and in the final line ur way off, he actually says " u shoulda put a chirp on her so she wouldnt move", found this website by accident, it fuckin sucks u call them bad songs because your a nerd who has no real understanding about anything in these lyrics, u dont know drugs, ur not a drug user like most the world so u dont drug users music tastes and lifestyles and you must be a virgin judging by how u commented or a fag
ReplyDeletedid you just clown the dude for not being a drug user? Smh
DeleteAnd he's a virgin for speaking good english? LMAO. Yall kids these days wildin
Pardon me for being unable to understand the sometimes unintelligible speech of modern rappers.
ReplyDeleteWhat does not using drugs have to do with my ability to understand a song? I've never smoked pot, but I think Half Baked is hilarious.
If you like a song that is blatantly offensive to women and has an idiotic chorus (all we eat is lo mein? for real?), that's cool. You can go start a site telling folks that Tity Boi (or I guess 2 Chains now) is a fantastic rapper.
Ah yes, the wonderful internet, where not liking a song (or being able to make out the lyrics) makes you a virgin or a fag. lulz
mostly the fact that your are not a drug user stuck out so much through the visuals on your website, your own terminology, and your ambient attitude expressed through your words means your a tool who is the worst kind of person cuz you think your to good to get high, well im sorry for your sad pathetic miserable life and im sorry that everything i said previously was true, obviously or you wouldnt of replied in the manner you did, quit being such a tool and learn how to make yourself happy through means of thing other than being a pessimistic crybaby bitch
ReplyDeletelulz
ReplyDeleteI don't need drugs to make me happy. I have commenters spewing vitriol at me, and that always makes me laugh. Thanks for the chuckles.
"You think you're too good to get high."
ReplyDeleteHahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa! What a loser...I didn't know getting high took so much effort and intelligence.
Home boy just made himself look way too stupid saying you think you're too good to get high. I would have replied - YES
DeleteI love this song and just because you messed up the lyrics and don't like it doesn't mean you have to say shit inbetween every verse !? Thanks :)
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