Stuey Rock - Shinin' (ft. Future)

"I just wanna ride, roll up and get high"
We ballin ballin ballin got my n****'s on the side
And we gonna buy the mall out
And we gonna bring them cars out
And we gonna keep on shinin
Brighter then the stars out"

You sure have amazing life goals!  Right off the bat all you wanna do is ride and get stoned.  Aside from that, this is a lame, lame chorus.  It's a copy paste job from the past several years of rap music.  But hey, maybe the verses will be a little more inspired.

"You know we gettin' paper (that cash)
Salute!
Shout out to my haters
Lenox mall shopping
Shout out to my n**** Mr (???) he's the one who got me poppin
Wait
That me that me that (???) that me that me
Turn up turn up turn up turn up bottles to the VIP
I'm FDU
that mean I'm fresher than you
I run St. Louis n**** and I run Atlanta too"

.... That's it?  I know it's unreasonable to think that every rapper is going to be amazing right out of the gate.  Not everyone can be Nas or Ghost Face, but this is just sub par garbage.

Now we get to verse 2, from local Atlanta no-talent Future!  Oh boy, I can't wait to hear what robo voiced crap he brings to this song.

"I heard you hatin' on me
Ain't gonna even say nothin'
Take your b**** from ya, put some Jimmy Choo's on her
Designer, I know you couldn't afford em
VVS shinin like Florida blue water (clear!)
I'm an astronaut, what the f*** you thank (pluto!)
Ride new spaceship blowin' on dank
I'm everything she knows you ain't
You girl want me, what the f*** you thank (chuch!)
My lingo extra turnt up
You better get your check up, straight up"

Well, this is a step up for Future.  His lyrics here are actually intelligible here!  Seems like he turned the robo-effect on his voice down a smidgen.  I think Future has an inferiority complex, since his immediate thought in the song is to dismiss haters.  He also hops on the spaceman bandwagon, like Kayne in ET.  Aside from that we have him bragging about diamonds and his skill with women.  Apparently, they're easily swayed by buying them designer shoes.  Perhaps the women you feature in your videos are that shallow, but the bulk of women aren't that dumb.  This is another case where I don't understand how an artist, who obviously has so little respect for women, has female fans.  Anyone care to explain that?

"I got them racks on racks on racks 
My shows a couple stacks
I keep a couple lesbos, their a**es always fat
See the b****es love that lingo, we do it for the people
(unintelligible jumble of letters and numbers) here's another sequel
We shinin', ballin plus the roof go
Camaro on some 24's
Bad b**** like Amber Rose
She bad, oh I know she bad
We them new hot n****s out here gettin' all this cash"

Another attempt to establish "racks on racks" as a new slang term for having cash.  I hope this doesn't catch on.  I doubt he keeps any lesbians around, since they have no interest in sex with men!  He very well may know bisexual women, but they're pretty different from lesbians.  Talk of rim size on your car and name dropping Kanye's ex girlfriend... what am I supposed to make of this crap?  I don't have anything to work with here.  It's not even entertaining to make fun of this.  Piss poor rhyme skills and crappy delivery.  A danceable beat makes anyone listen I guess, but folks, we need to LISTEN.  Turn the station when this comes on.  Don't request it.  Fight back against garbage!