The Party Boyz - Flex

What is this foolishness?!?!

- The Party Boyz sure heavily feature shirtless dancing men in their video... it's a little.. gay, isn't it?  For guys rapping about getting chose by women, they sure do spend a lot of time dancing with dudes.  Homies over Hoes?   Check out THIS video on youtube.  I know it's mirroring frat initiations, but they're getting spanked by a dude after saying they want to "do the daddy stroke."
- What is with the mascot dude?  It seeems... wrong.
- One more small thing.  They keep calling out Coogi and pronouncing it Coo-gee, rhymes with Gucci.  I thought (and I'm getting this from Biggie) that it was pronounced Koo-gi, rhymes with booty.



"Hands on Yo Head Whlie u Workin On Tha Floor
Fire up that kush as I walk throw tha door
Coogi head to toe so you kno I'm gettin chose
but once I hit her wit that flex She go be beggin fo some more
So watch me work[x4]
Flex[x4]"

20 seconds in and we already we have the brand name drop (Coogi!) and a drug reference.  Charming.  He's getting chose?  What kind of women are looking at clothes and deciding that they need to be with a guy?  And what exactly is flex?  Is it similar to swag?  I can't keep up with all the stupid slang.

"So watch me work
Hit her wit that flex
Hit her wit that flex
Hit her hit her
Hit her wit that flex
She go be beggin fo some more[x3]"

SMH

"Ice b ice b why yo swagg so cold
I'm flexin though the party polo hat polo clothes
matter fact I'm so polo that I should and strike a pose
fresh steppin through the doo tha party boyz gettin choose
choosey lover choosey lover call me Mr. Barney Rubble
cuz I keep her bed rockin when I get to flexin on her
showin love to my city cuz you know we takin neckz
city but we don't d town boogie we jus dirty dallas flex"

Let's do a cliche count!
Rap name mention - DING! (1)
Swag mention - DING! (2)
Brand name mention - DING! (3)
Group name mention - DING! (4)
Sexual bragging - DING! (5)
City repping - DING! (6)

On top of that we get a Flinstone's character and rock your bed combo, which was the entire chorus to Bedrock by Young Money.  Granted Ice B here goes for Barney Rubble instead of Fred Flintstone, but it's still essentially the same reference!  LAZY!

"Yea, you singing watch me flex it now
Everybody working out like a exercise.
Chain hanging on the Coogi just to hurt they eyes.
I got that thing on my side too make these weak boyz high.
If she ain't buying it then I'm kicking her up out my ride.
Cuz ' time is money and with you girl I ain't making a dime.
So, gon and flex one time and take it down too the ground.
Cuz ' Party Boyz be the team represent D-Town"

Chains and Coogi.  At least Big Chris didn't name drop himself in his elementary school rhyme.  zzzzzz...

"So, watch me flex
and watch me move.
Hands on my head, gon watch yo boy groove.
Coogi on my body, so you know I'm feeling lucky.
Shawty still choosing even though I'm kind of chubby.
Swag on my wrist. Crystal white like the snow.
Lil ' mama bopping on me, cuz she like the light show.
Flex on lil ' mama and she took it too the floor.
She pulling on the Coogi, while I hit the daddy stroke.

Did Coogi pay them for this much advertising?  It's mentioned in every single verse!  We can also DING! the rap cliche bell, as we get mention of your watch which is inlaid with precious stones.  At least Duce Phat can admit he's chubby and make a joke at his own expense. 

"Woooah, Woooah, Woooah. I be jiggin, I be flexing it.
Bad lil ' mama on my arm that's a mexican
Blew that girl a kiss close the door and lets begin
I want too get nasty. So, I tell her to bring a friend
Bring it, bring it back. Cuz ' I like the way you working it.
Coogi on my body, so you know your boy working it.
I be flexing while I'm grooving.
Keep the club moving.
I'm super super fresh so, you know the girl choosing."

STUPID!  This is just devoid of content.  There's nothing here to even make fun of.  I guess it's party music, but it sounds like a lame party to me.