Gucci Mane - I Don't Love Her

Unless you've been living under a rock, you've heard about Gucci Mane's recent arrest.  He picked up a woman under the guise of taking her to breakfast.  When he had her in the car he informed her he'd rather go to a hotel, and offered her $150.  She declined his invitation, and he pushed her out of the car. 

As of this writing, he's in prison still.  Could he make the $5,000 bail?  Sure!  But then he'd leave the Dekalb County prisons and head to Fulton County jail because of this newest probation violation. 

I hope for the sake of good music, he stays in prison for a long, long time. 


Now... on to today's song!

(The video is edited, and if you want to test your stomach, check out the numerous unedited versions on Youtube.)

We start off with the chorus.
"I love things about her (but I don't love her)
I love the way she treat me (but I don't love her)
I love the way she f*ck me (but I don't love her)
I love the way she suck me (but I still don't love her)"

WHAT IS THIS CRAP?!?!?!

This is the chorus to the song.  I know most rappers hate women, but this takes it to a whole new level.  A chorus that blatantly says "you're a sex object and nothing more."

"I'ma trapholic all I do is ball
Tear the mall down now trick
Don't flag me down see me down town rarri
I didn't mean to sh*t on you, excuse me sorry"

... You have money, a nice car, and go to the mall.  Sounds more like a chick bragging to me.

"Verse so slick make my video marvelous"

Aside from the fact that this verse is one of the weakest that Gucci has ever dropped, how exactly can a verse make a video better?  Music videos live and die by their artistic direction, not really by what is said during the video.

"Polo to the floor Ralph down like Carlton
Try the CEO they gone put you on a carton
I didn't mean no harm but my diamonds are dumb plenty rocks on my arm"




Can we get past the Fresh Prince references? 

Does anyone think they'll end up missing if they mess with Gucci Mane?



"Me & Rocko the Don, East Atlanta the Slum
Where I'm from got a gun in the club havin fun
And after its done no more coaches to call it
After party bachelor party they shudda called it"


I wonder why he's calling East Atlanta out as the slum.  There are sketchy, slummy parts all over Atlanta. 
I hope he does take a gun into a club so he can get busted for violating his probation again.  Officers, I'd say bragging about it on record is probable cause.

(Rocko)
"Man I love the way she shake it
I like her cause she groovy
Love to see her naked I love to watch a movie
I like her she the coolest"


This is the probably the least offensive part of the song.  You like her because she's groovy and the coolest.  You also like to see her naked, but compared to the rest of the song that's downright tame.

"Good head on her shoulders I love the way she use it
Aye I like the way she f*ck me love the way she suck me
Love how everytime we play she catch it like rugby"

Yeah, there we go!  Get to the sex talk.  Liking the way she uses her head, haven't heard that one before.  Except in multiple songs over the past several years!

"I love she know whats up with me she love me cause I'm gutta
I like a lot about her though but still don't love her
Still super cool though yeah she my lil' buddy
She be sharper than a pencil
Yeah she my lil' cutty
Shawty say I'm dirty but when I see her she wanna hug me
Super swagga carats mack all my b*tches love that"

Can we please have some originality?  I've said it over and over, and I really mean it.  How many times do we have to hear about girls liking a rapper because he's so gutta, so hood, as such a nice car or great jewelry?  It's boring, and I wish people would look past a hot beat and see it.

(Webbie)
"Love how she be swallowin' my n*t then she be throwin me up
I like the way she f*ck but still I hate when she be blowin me up"

And we start off nastier than the previous two imbeciles.  I wonder if he can get grosser?

"All the bustas ah sweat her only ballers can get her
She ah flipper I love she do whatever I tell her"

You're with a submissive, promiscuous woman who only gets with men who have money.

"Yeah I like her a lot but still don't love her at all
I hate p*ssy *ss n*ggas & I'm in love with the mall"

You're in love with the mall?  I hope I'm mishearing the lyric, but it would fit in with how much rappers these days brag about jewelry and clothes.  It's all a little suspect.      

"I got a crush on white diamonds & I got a thang for kush
that sour diesel my favorite you betta watch how you look"

You gotta make a drug reference or two.

"Quick to take ya lil diva & treat that hoe like a sl*t
She was suckin on gucci I had my d*ck in her butt"

SERIOUSLY?  This line came out of someone's mouth, was recorded, and then it was pressed on to CD's and sold to people who willing bought it.  What is wrong with these people?  People are free to do what they wish in their bedrooms, but please, keep it off of the airwaves.  How many kids are gonna hear this on the radio, then easily find an unedited version?  When did songs with anal sex references become alright?

"You know I'm bad b*tch crazy 187's my favorite
Infatuated with money free boosie boo the streets crazy"

And we end with a cry to free incarcerated rapped Lil' Boosie, who is in jail on murder charges.  Every rapper in jail isn't there for unjust reasons.  Learn some common sense.

I don't see this song on the charts yet, but here in Atlanta, home to Gucci Mane, it's getting massive radio play.  It's only a matter of time before it attempts to spread.