Travis Porter - Bring It Back

If you thought "Make It Rain" was awful, let your ear holes listen to this:

Chorus time!

"Run and hit that p*ssy like a crash dummy
Bend it over, touch ya toes
Shake that *ss for me
Bounce that *ss on the flo', bring it back up
Hit a split on the d*ck, shawty act up
Now bring it back
You can act
Act a fool, Bring it back"

It's pretty clear that Travis Porter doesn't exactly have a very high opinion of women, and this song really shows that.  Hit it like a crash dummy?  Now, there are two ways to take this.  One is that he likes violent sex.  The other is that he gets aroused by crash dummies.  You remember what they look like, right?

"Shawty goin hard, concrete
She can shake her *ss, one cheek, two cheeks
Both cheeks, both cheeks
I got a white girl freak she got no cheeks
Got a police b*tch on a short leash
Got good mouth like she got no teeth
She a sl*t, she a dog, she a b*tch with it
Man you see the way she work she super thick with it
Have them hoes throwin salt
Tell the b*tch get it
Started playin with her p*ssy
Tell the b*tch split it
Pop that p*ssy, I just wanna f*ck you
If you ain't with it, you cute but shawty f*ck you"

And post chorus it gets worse.  He's appreciates the skill it takes to shake a butt, but if a girl is a freak he'll excuse a lack thereof.  Also, there seems to be a police officer who has no self respect and sleeps with him.  You'd think a professional law enforcement officer would be over sleeping with a guy just because he's a bad boy, but it seems that's not the case.  If she were smart she'd listen to this song and notice that he will have sex with anything that understands he wants sex and submits.

"Back that *ss up like a dump truck
If you havin fun in the club, throw ya pumps up
All my ballas in the building throw ya 1s up
If you ain't throwin no money then get ya funds up
I asked her whats her name and she said her name Nicki
Got a real big booty and some real big t*tties
Say she don't really come out to the city
Cuz she a country girl and she like to get busy
She got a good job and she say she 24
I said "Ok" then shawty hit the flo'
And I was like "whoa"
Then I threw some 1s just to let shawty know
Just to let shawty know that I'ma"
 
Here again we have Mr. Porter throwing money, though instead of throwing it at women, he's throwing it up because he's having fun.  This isn't much of an improvement though, since throwing money at random is a waste of money.  Part of being rich is knowing how to act, and tossing cash just because you can is a sure fire route back to the poor house.  None of these rappers who claim to have tons of money actually have very much, and intelligent people (like those of you reading this!) know that.  However, there are people who listen to this song and will attempt to emulate it.  Sad.

"Bring that *ss back like you left some
Shawty so hot she can melt some
Feel like I wanna smack her with a belt or some
So I told her come here so I can tell her some
I wanna see ya big booty on my upper leg
And I'll throw a couple dollars at ya upper head
How bout you and ya friends just give me double head
at breakfast time she gave me supper head
And that's a great feeling
And I f*ck with her because she so willing
Watch her I do whatever that I tell her
So I broke her down and this is what I tell her"


Women, please don't make yourself a target of opportunity.  There are plenty of guys like this who don't like you. They will sleep with you if you make yourself available though.  Public Service Announcement: STOP IT!


I have a feeling any more Travis Porter single that get released will end up on this blog as soon as I hear them.  This guy is despicable, with nothing redeeming about his lyrics.  You figure he could at least be inventive in how he insults women.