Treal Lee & Prince Rick - Throwed Off (F*** Everybody)

I think we've reached a new low.  Observe:

I don't see this currently on the Billboard 100 or in the top 15 of Rap or Hip-Hop songs (through the top 15 is the most you can view without a subscription to Billboard), so I'm thinking it may be one of those regional things.  This makes me sad that this trash is popular in the south, but hopeful that maybe... just maybe the rest of the country will be spared.  For those of you who haven't had the, ahem pleasure, please join me in reviewing the masterful wordsmithing of "Throwed Off (F*** Everybody)"


"Walk around the Club, F*** everybody
Can't see can't walk, F*** everybody
Walk around the Club, F*** everybody
Can't see, can't walk, F*** everybody
Don't give a fuck, F*** everybody
Can't speak, Can't talk, F*** everybody"

I can't think of a more pointlessly aggressive opening to a song.  This out does "Move B****" by Ludacris in spades.  What kind of attitude is that to have? Also, what have you done to put yourself in such a state that you cannot walk or see?!?! How much have you had to drink? What illegal substances have you imbibed?  Moving on

"I'm in my own zone, I'm in my own zone,
I'm in my own zone, He got me throwed off (x2)"

Sadly, this little chant is the longest portion of the song with no profanity.

"Hey, you better leave me alone
I don't like these n*ggas,
put it on my momma
I fight these n*ggas
you ain't VIP f*** VIP
Run up in your sh*t, may b-I-E
It's Mr. Call Tommy goon, now I'm in my zone,
you got me f***ed up, you get slapped right in the zone
run up on me last week, Now I'm with my peeps
now I'm wopping through this b*tch I say about thirty deep"

Again with the pointless anger.  Maybe it's the awful rap name "Treal Lee" that has him in such a bad mood?  Don't mess with him though, he's put it on his momma that he'd fight you!  Let's continue this ridiculousness.

"I don't give a f*** n*gga, F*** everybody
you don't need that b*tch everybody, f*** everybody
you a scary n*gga, you scared everybody
if she a scary b*tch, she scared of everybody
It's Treal Lee n*gga, Triple D n*gga,
Ain;t sh*t about my city you can tell me n*gga,
b*tch im the sh*t you can smell me n*gga,
Ain't nothing in these streets you can sell me n*gga"

On second thought, this song isn't seeming like such a good idea to ridicule.  It makes fun of itself!

"I'm in my zone I'm in my zone I'm in my zone
she better leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone,
she took me to the bed I don't know what we did
All I remember is she tried to swallow all my kids
F*** you
and you and you
n*gga if you ain't sippin' then n*gga f*** you
you know status stay pimpin' then that's what I do
get her tipsy then I make her sell skin like balloon
man I'm all the way loud"

Wow, "get her tipsy then I make her sell skin like balloon."  You get women drunk and then pimp them out! What wonderful morals and ethics!
There is one bright spot at the end of this song.  The women he consorts with swallow!  This means he won't be reproducing, and upon reading the lyrics and listening to this song I think we can all agree that is a great thing,